Warning! The group's darling little milk bun has excessive sugar content!

Chapter 12: If You're Not Good, I'll Blow Your Head Off

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Old Mrs. Chi sighed, "Fine, have it your way."

"But Tiantian is timid, don't you go scaring her."

Chi Wenting wasn't worried, "Isn't there that little imp, Chengcheng?"

Old Mrs. Chi glared at him, "Stop calling her a little imp. She’ll be taking your surname from now on, and she’s your child too. Don't go around calling her that."

Chi Wenting gave a childish huff, "She’s still a little imp."

His mother had told him last night that they were going to raise Chengcheng as a child of the Chi family, and he hadn't had any objections.

What was one more daughter? Having a pair of twin daughters was actually quite nice.

If it had been any other child, he might have been resistant.

But for Chengcheng, this little orphan, he didn't know why, but he found he could accept her.

He was also puzzled by his own fondness for this little imp, but he didn't think too much about it.

He just assumed he had a father-daughter connection with her.

Since he wasn't repulsed by her, he would just raise her as his own for the time being.

If she wasn't well-behaved in the future, he’d just have to smack her little head.

Chengcheng, who had just been happy

Fine, her biological father was still the same old biological father, already starting to annoy her again.

Chengcheng huffed, kicked her little bottom, and sat firmly in the crib, refusing to come out or even look at him.

Seeing her throwing another one of her strange tantrums, Chi Wenting scoffed, "Little brat."

"You won't let me hold you? Well, I’m going to hold you anyway."

With that, he scooped her up and hoisted her onto his shoulder.

Chengcheng puffed up her little round face, lowered her head, and bit his shoulder with her two tiny milk teeth.

Unfortunately, he exercised year-round, and his shoulder was harder than average; she almost hurt her own little teeth.

"Wuwu~"

She touched her milk teeth with her chubby little hand, regretting her impulsiveness.

Seeing her crying, Chi Wenting was in a great mood and laughed heartily, "Want to bite me? Maybe in your next life."

He laughed a couple more times, then picked up Tiantian as well.

Tiantian didn't know what they were doing, but seeing her father laugh, she followed suit with a silly grin.

"Hee hee~"

She revealed her own tiny milk teeth as she laughed.

Seeing her look just as silly as that foolish woman Lan Jiaojiao, Chi Wenting clicked his tongue in disdain, "Little dummy." She was silly and goofy; the only good thing about her was that she was cute. Nothing else about her took after him.

Chengcheng was speechless. Before she could say anything, she saw him finish patting Tiantian’s head and then casually ruffle her own curly hair.

"Your hair is so curly, could you be a foreigner's child?"

Chengcheng glared at him. *You’re the foreigner's child.*

*This is called natural curls, obviously!!*

Chi Wenting suddenly remembered that Lan Jiaojiao also seemed to have a head of Disney-princess-like curly hair.

But looking at Tiantian’s fine, soft hair, which felt just as smooth as Lan Jiaojiao’s, he figured that woman must have gotten a perm to make it curly.

He said to Chengcheng, "Getting a perm at such a young age isn't right. Go get it straightened later. Be like Tiantian and put it in a high ponytail; how much prettier that would be."

Chengcheng:...

*What’s so pretty about a high ponytail?*

*If it weren't for Tiantian being cute, it would look hideous, okay!*

*Besides, she didn't get a perm; it was clearly genetic.*

*Maybe Mom has natural curls, but her idiot father thinks Mom got a perm. He’s just too stupid!*

Chengcheng couldn't help but roll her eyes at Chi Wenting, too lazy to talk to her idiot father.

Chi Wenting couldn't understand her baby talk, but he knew it wasn't anything nice, so he mischievously pinched Chengcheng’s chubby little cheek.

"Look at all this fat, you must eat a lot, right?"

Chengcheng huffed at him and ignored him.

Chi Wenting curled his lips, separated the two, and placed them in their high chairs.

Today, Tiantian sat on his side, while Chengcheng sat next to Old Mrs. Chi.

Old Mrs. Chi was applying a face mask, so she let Chi Wenting feed both of them.

"You feed them; it’s a good chance to build a bond with them."

Chi Wenting had no objections. He picked up their little bowls and fed them one spoonful at a time.

Tiantian was initially too shy to eat.

Chi Wenting had Chengcheng take a bite as a demonstration.

Chengcheng didn't stand on ceremony and took a big, hearty bite.

Tiantian still wouldn't eat.

It wasn't until Chengcheng had taken three or four bites that she looked timidly at Chi Wenting and said, "Da~," indicating she wanted to eat.

Chi Wenting laughed, "Call me Daddy, or you don't get any."

Tiantian wanted to cry and looked at Chengcheng.

Chengcheng, being mischievous, taught her, "Ba-ba~ bad~"

Tiantian learned it, "Ba-ba~ bad~"

Chi Wenting:...

He glared at Chengcheng, "I was going to let you be Tiantian’s older sister, but since you’re so disobedient, I’ll make you the younger sister instead!"

"From now on, you have to call Tiantian 'older sister' whenever you see her, you hear me?"

Chengcheng’s eyes widened, *That’s allowed?*

But she was originally the younger sister anyway, so calling Tiantian 'older sister' was perfectly fine.

*Does the idiot father think he’s punishing me?*

*Ahahahaha, what a happy accident. In this life, I can finally be the younger sister.*

In her past life, she and Tiantian didn't come to the Chi family until they were five. Because of her calm personality and the falsified DNA test, the Chi family thought she was slightly older than Tiantian and always treated her as the older sister.

She didn't expect to finally revert to being the younger sister in this life.

"Hahaha~~"

Chi Wenting didn't expect her to be so happy and couldn't quite understand the baby world.

"Are you that happy about being the younger sister?"

"The orphanage said you were a few days older than Tiantian. I meant to punish you by making you the younger sister, but it actually turned out the way you wanted?"

Seeing that he seemed to be changing his mind again, Chengcheng hurriedly pouted her little mouth, grabbed Chi Wenting’s large hand with her chubby little one, and acted like a spoiled brat in her milky voice, "Ba-ba~~"

That sweet call made Chi Wenting pause his intention to change his mind.

He huffed awkwardly, "Fine, I’ll spare you this time, you little flirt."

Chengcheng giggled, revealing her two tiny milk teeth, clearly very happy.

Seeing her happy, Tiantian followed suit and laughed, looking silly.

Chi Wenting looked at their angelic smiles, the two little white milk teeth looking particularly pleasing to the eye, and he huffed with feigned arrogance, "Childish."

Then he fed them fruit puree.

Because his technique was clumsy, the two little ones ended up with orange puree all over their faces.

In the end, Auntie Fang couldn't bear to watch, took the two children away to wash them up, and changed them into pretty little dresses.

Finally, she tied Chengcheng and Tiantian’s hair into two little buns.

Chengcheng had curly hair, so the little buns looked especially cute.

Auntie Fang even clipped a fluffy rabbit hair clip onto her hair, paired with a white fluffy princess dress, little white shoes, and a rabbit-patterned mask—she looked exactly like a doll.

Tiantian was also dressed in a pink fluffy princess dress, with a fluffy kitten hair clip, and a pink kitten mask; she couldn't have been any softer or cuter.

The two children were about the same height and weight, and dressed up like this, they were truly eye-catching.

Old Mrs. Chi and the maids in the house had hearts in their eyes.

"Oh my god, my Tiantian and Chengcheng are just too cute~~"

The maids also had doting expressions, "Oh my, the two young misses are just too adorable~"

Because Old Mrs. Chi had already announced that there would be two young misses in the Chi family from now on—Chengcheng and Tiantian—everyone treated them as twins from this moment forward.

Chengcheng hugged her milk bottle, thinking to herself, *We are twins, we just don't look alike.*

*But then again, why did Old Mrs. Chi suddenly treat her and Chengcheng as twins?*

*Could it be that she found out she was also a child of the Chi family??*

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