Silly Girl of the World: The Belly-Black Cold Emperor's Pampered Wife

Chapter 4: 004: Xu Yisheng is Unparalleled and Extraordinary

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004: Xu Yisheng Jueyan Bufan (A Life of Extraordinary Splendor)? Silly Girl?

Plain and frumpy?

Ancient times?

Uh! Is this her now?

Xue Wu's eyes flickered as she turned her head to survey her surroundings.

A dilapidated, yet relatively tidy and clean wooden house. The few pieces of furniture inside had long since lost their original luster. Against the wall sat a table with a set of coarse porcelain tea sets upon it.

Was this her home?

She closed her eyes, and after a moment, she slowly opened them again. Gazing at the half-closed door, she prepared to call out to someone.

Her throat was unbearably parched and burning with pain.

She wanted to drink water.

But just as she opened her mouth, she closed it again.

Silly girl. She was a silly girl now. Before she had figured out the specifics of her current situation, it was best not to reveal any flaws.

She hadn't been blown to pieces by the explosion, but she felt as though she had been struggling in water for a long time; she assumed it was because the original owner had fallen into the water!

Xue Wu had an incredibly high capacity for accepting new things. She knew in her heart that the reason she was able to lie here peacefully was most likely because she had undergone a soul transmigration.

She was not unfamiliar with the concept of "transmigration" at all.

21st-century movies, television, and web novels had provided plenty of interpretations for those two words.

Taking a deep breath, she thought to herself, "If I'm a silly girl, then I'm a silly girl. If I'm plain and frumpy, then so be it. To be able to live a life anew—not everyone gets a blessing like this." In accepting her new identity, she felt no hesitation and no disdain whatsoever.

Because she believed that with her abilities, her future would surely be brilliant.

The past was gone; if it could be forgotten, it should be, and if it couldn't, she would have to forget it anyway.

Otherwise, what could she do?

A trace of sadness flashed in her eyes as Yun Qingwu struggled to sit up.

After a long moment, she shook her head slightly.

Her skin tone was decent enough, but this body... it was a bit too fat!

She wasn't very old, yet her weight was nearly a hundred and fifty or sixty catties.

The "swim ring" around her waist truly made her feel incredibly embarrassed.

Just how much did the original owner have to eat to end up with this physique?

With such massive weight, walking might even cause the earth to shake and the mountains to tremble.

Moving her gaze downward, she looked at her fleshy and somewhat swollen feet. Xue Wu pressed a hand to her forehead and sighed silently, "Since I have become you, then from this day forward, my name is Yun Qingwu. And I solemnly swear to grant you a life of brilliance, a lifetime of extraordinary splendor!"

The memories belonging to the original owner in her mind were fragmented and scattered, but she knew clearly what kind of life the original owner had lived before.

Furthermore, for a person who was mentally disabled, how much memory could one possibly expect her to have?

With a "creak," the half-closed door was pushed open from the outside, followed by Granny Wang's concerned voice: "Fourth Young Lady, you've finally woken up!"

Holding a medicine bowl, she feigned a respectful manner as she walked to the bedside: "This is a decoction to dispel cold and reduce fever. Fourth Young Lady, please drink it quickly, otherwise, it will be difficult for your body to recover fully."

A silly smile hung on Yun Qingwu's lips as her eyes stared blankly at Granny Wang. In her memories, this woman was one of the servants attending to the original owner; she wasn't particularly good, but she wasn't bad to the original owner either.

"Come, drink the medicine quickly, and you will feel more comfortable." Granny Wang handed the medicine bowl forward.

Her throat was truly parched, and since Yun Qingwu did not want to die again just a few days after transmigrating, she took the medicine bowl from Granny Wang with a silly smile and drank it all in one gulp.

Fortunately, the decoction was lukewarm and not too hot; otherwise, a single word would surely have burst from her mouth: Damn!