Lifelong Absolute Pet: The Summoner in the Ice Coffin
Chapter 11: A Bubble of Boy's Urine
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“Reporting to Mother, Ru Hai has just checked. There is a hole in the golden basin, so after the child urinated, it... flowed out...”
As Gu Ruhai spoke the last word, he hardly dared to look directly at Lan Lengshuang, who sat above him with a face as black as the bottom of a pot.
A hole in the golden basin? But this basin had been specially prepared for the blessing prayers of these twins. If there was a hole now, could it be that the primary daughter-in-law in charge of procurement had embezzled funds for herself?
As Lan Lengshuang thought this, two sharp gazes instantly shot toward He Lingzhi, the eldest legitimate daughter-in-law standing to her right: "What is going on?"
"Taijun... Granddaughter-in-law... Granddaughter-in-law does not know..." He Lingzhi had never encountered such a scene before; her knees went weak, and she was actually frightened unconscious right then and there by Lan Lengshuang.
Gu Lingsha had not expected that the tiny hole she had painstakingly pried out with her meager supernatural ability would actually produce such an effect. She shifted her extremely uncomfortable body, intending to rest and recover her spirits, as she had spent far too much energy saving that unlucky child.
But to her surprise, just as she was about to close her eyes, that milky, childish voice rang out again: "Brother Wu Rao, look at that girl. To actually urinate in a basin during a blessing ceremony—how truly embarrassing!"
As the voice spoke, the sound of footsteps approached her ear. Gu Lingsha opened her eyes in fury, but to her surprise, what met her gaze was a celestial, jade-like countenance, as beautiful as a blooming flower.
"Such a clean little baby. Lan'er, do not be rude."
With a slight downward glance, the enchanting man with features as exquisite as a painting leaned down to face Gu Lingsha's tiny face, which was not even as large as his palm: "The little baby has quite the skill, doesn't she? This young master finds it very pleasing to watch."
Gu Lingsha felt as if she had been struck by lightning. In this moment, she actually forgot that she was still an infant, staring straight at this bizarre man who had appeared out of thin air with petrified eyes.
Skill? Did he just say her skill? That meant her actions had been seen clearly by him?
As she thought this, her vision suddenly went dark. She had to remember that those were supernatural abilities brought from her previous life, and she had performed everything in total secrecy. After all, who would ever imagine that an infant could possess such great capability?
But now, this man was telling her that her skill was good. This was too terrifying!
Unfortunately, the man remained indifferent to her wide-eyed, stunned gaze. Instead, he reached out with long, well-defined fingers and pinched her cheek: "Little baby, this young master will come find you again in a couple of days."
Having said that, the man simply took the hand of a three- or four-year-old boy and walked away grandly...
Gu Lingsha was left lying there blankly until Du Wan picked her up from the basin again; only then did she realize she had lost her composure for so long.
Meanwhile, at Gu Family Village, because Lan Lengshuang had failed to achieve her objective due to that single bout of toddler urine, she naturally left in a huff, waving her sleeves. Once she left, the legitimate members of the Gu family naturally followed suit and departed one after another.
Thus, the Gu family's highly anticipated full-moon banquet for the twins was thrown into utter chaos by the infant Gu Lingsha's bout of urine. Because of this "world-shaking legendary act," she became a household name in Tong City.
Once the full month had passed, according to the Gu family rules, the children had to sleep in a separate room from their parents. Three days later, Gu Lingsha and her younger brother, Gu Lingyu, were moved into the room Gu Ruhai had specially prepared for them. It was on that very night that Gu Lingsha finally awaited the arrival of the man from the legend who was supposed to come looking for her in a few days.