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Back to the Eighties: Mountain Foraging is Also a Way of Life

Back to the Eighties: Mountain Foraging is Also a Way of Life

Chapter 851: Outmatched in Skill

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Perhaps because of her martial arts training, this woman, Sun Nian, was not only incredibly durable, but she could also perform all sorts of difficult positions with ease.

This was something no other woman could compete with.

A full split, standing right there—now tell me, isn't that impressive?

Who dares say they can do a split so effortlessly? The key is that while doing the split, one must maintain a certain movement without stopping; that is the truly difficult part.

In short, both Wang An and Sun Nian were happy—extremely happy.

After a prolonged war, the two of them finally remembered to change locations; more importantly, they finally remembered to close the door.

Sun Nian complained grumpily

"Why didn't you know to close the door? What if someone had come in? Wouldn't I have been seen completely naked?"

It must be said that women are creatures with whom logic simply doesn't work; mainly because in a woman's world, the word "logic" doesn't even exist.

Wang An was stunned for a moment and instinctively replied

"The moment I stepped through the door, you hugged me. I completely forgot about closing it."

Sun Nian pouted her small lips and said with a hint of irritation

"Then hurry up and go do it."

As she spoke, Sun Nian stamped her foot, putting on a very dissatisfied display.

It would have been fine if she hadn't stamped her foot, but that one stomp immediately locked Wang An's two big eyeballs in place.

Mainly because those milky-white snow-peaks actually swayed along with it.

Jiggling and shaking, it was a sight to behold, incredibly tempting.

Consequently, Wang An's two large paws instinctively reached out.

And honestly, that feeling, that touch, was simply invincible.

Seeing Wang An's spineless behavior, Sun Nian wasn't angry at all; instead, she proactively pressed herself against him.

It was unclear whether the matter of "closing the door" she had just mentioned was actually important or not, or whether she actually cared about being "seen naked" by a newcomer.

It must be said that when women go crazy, they truly have no rationality left; not only is there no rationality, but their IQ completely vanishes.

Thus, because of Wang An's itchy hands, the two of them shamelessly coupled up once again.

To be honest, it wasn't that Wang An didn't want to remind Sun Nian, but rather that he didn't want to close the door at all.

The reason Wang An didn't want to close the door was that leaving it open was more stimulating—extremely stimulating.

Moreover, messing around by the stove was definitely something worth exploring and extending.

And so, before they could even eat lunch, Wang An and Sun Nian once again enjoyed that special kind of beauty.

Truthfully, if judging solely by the act of messing around, Sun Nian was definitely the most perfect among Wang An's women.

But Wang An found himself slightly unable to keep up with such a perfect woman.

On one hand, both of their combat capabilities were quite enduring, making it hard to determine a winner in a short time; on the other hand, Wang An was hungry.

After all, if you don't eat when it's time to eat and instead spend the time messing around, anyone would find it unbearable. One must realize that this activity is genuine physical labor—heavy physical labor.

Finally, after another ten-plus minutes, the two of them almost simultaneously collapsed, barely managing a stalemate.

By this time, Wang An was so hungry that his whole body felt weak, his legs were shaking, and his heart was racing.

Holding the naked Sun Nian and catching his breath for a while, Wang An said feebly

"Sister Nian, even an emperor doesn't use hungry soldiers. Shouldn't we get some food? I haven't eaten lunch yet."

Sun Nian turned and gave Wang An a sidelong glance, saying

"Your physical condition is too poor; you're not even as good as a female comrade like me. Forget missing one meal, even if I didn't eat for a whole day, I could still participate in a 10km cross-country run. You really need to train more."

Wang An had witnessed Sun Nian's appetite; although it wasn't as large as Zhang Shuya's, it wasn't far off.

Perhaps all martial artists are like this: they can go long periods without eating, but once they do eat, their appetite is beyond that of ordinary people.

Thus, Wang An retorted

"Do I not exercise enough? I chase dogs around the mountains every day."

After Wang An finished, Sun Nian said

"You exercise every day but make no progress. What's there to be proud of when you can't even beat me?"

Hearing this, Wang An felt a bit annoyed. He wanted to dominantly pin Sun Nian down and ravage her again, but unfortunately, his strength didn't allow it, so he had to forcibly endure.

It must be said, it was truly damn embarrassing.

Perhaps guessing what Wang An was thinking, Sun Nian, with her bare backside, continued to provoke him

"What? You're not convinced? If you're not convinced, come and do me then. Come on!"

Although Wang An truly lacked the strength for another round, he still said with a face full of refusal to yield

"Don't act all powerful now. Let me eat some food first. Man is iron, rice is steel; if you miss a meal, you'll be starving. I definitely can't do it without eating."

Sun Nian didn't respond, but she looked at the withered state of Wang An's "certain area" and let out a "pfft" of laughter.

To be honest, at this moment, Wang An really felt he had lost face—completely lost face.

Since his skills were inferior, it was better to remain silent.

Soon, the two of them dressed themselves.

Only then did Wang An instruct Sun Nian

"Sister Nian, do you know how to make braised rice? Braise some rice in the house; I'll go to the back garden to get some vegetables."

Sun Nian nodded

"I know how, but it definitely won't taste as good as yours."

Hearing this, Wang An said with a nonchalant expression

"Hah, this stuff tastes the same no matter who makes it. There's no difference."

As he spoke, Wang An walked toward the back garden.

Once there, Wang An casually picked two eggplants, grabbed a handful of garlic sprouts, picked a zucchini, and pinched some cabbage and green onion leaves before returning to the front yard.

After washing the eggplants, Wang An tore them in half and threw them directly into the pot of braised rice.

The reason for doing this was that Wang An wanted to eat garlic eggplant.

The local way of making garlic eggplant is actually very simple: boil the eggplants until cooked, then drizzle them with minced garlic and stir evenly.

Of course, if you add some cilantro, it's even more wonderful; that flavor just "pops" right up.

By the time Wang An and Sun Nian finally sat down to eat their rice and vegetables, another hour had passed.

It must be said that Sun Nian was a woman who could really eat.

Out of a large pot of braised rice, she ate more than half by herself.

Soon, the two of them finished everything. Without even bothering to clear the bowls and chopsticks, Sun Nian proactively pounced on him again.

Fortunately, Wang An had just finished eating and was currently in peak condition.

And so, this pair of dogs began doing bad things once more.

Thanks to "Great Account Empire Emperor" for the tip, thank you, thank you!

(End of Chapter)

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