Fortune-telling So Accurate It Shook the Entire Internet, Even the State is Watching

Live-streaming fortune telling is full of joy (strike that) (life is full of hardships)! "Streamer, I want to know when my girlfriend will get back together with me?" Dear netizen, you don't have a girlfriend; you only have a boyfriend. "Streamer, I want to ask if my wife will come home to live a proper life with me?" As long as you focus on raising the kid and doing housework, and provide her with 500 yuan in monthly living expenses and allow her to beat you up whenever she wants, she will come back. "Streamer, when do you think I'll become famous?" Once the fact that you accidentally dropped your son to death is discovered, your wish will come true! ... While eating melon, netizens discovered A couple whom the hospital determined could never have children had twins after seeking the streamer's fortune telling? A genius son who became mentally disabled was admitted to Tsinghua or Peking University after seeking the streamer's fortune telling? A small influencer colleague who tried to leech off her traffic was sent to "step on a sewing machine"? A terminal cancer patient was actually cured after seeking the streamer's fortune telling, and the hospital was raided in one fell swoop? Unknowingly, Song Zhizhi discovered she had been noticed by the State! What could she do? Of course, actively cooperate with the motherland and take the motherland to new heights along the way!