Sizzling Cute Consort: The Evil King's Joy on the Bed

For all we know, he might have one-word eyebrows, a pockmarked face, plus sausage lips and buck teeth. Just thinking about it makes my skin crawl." Yet, she had to marry him. She even brought plenty of 'wolf-defense weapons' for the wedding. Who would have thought they wouldn't even come in handy— One day, a guard came to report, "Your Highness, something terrible has happened! The Princess has roasted all the koi fish you raised!" "Is it enough to eat?" The guard stood there, lost in a whirlwind of confusion. Another day, "Your Highness, something terrible has happened! The Princess is insisting on seizing the number one auction house and refuses to leave!" "Buy it. Let her toss it around as she pleases." The guard: "..." On yet another day, a certain Prince and his guard happened to pass by a courtesan competition. Looking at the enchanting woman on the stage, a certain guard said weakly, "Your Highness, why do I feel like this woman looks like..." the Princess? The certain Prince gave a forced smile. "Is that so? Then this Prince is truly wasting his talents!" In the end, the certain woman was hauled back to the manor, and she couldn't get out of bed for three days.