After Binding the Compassionate Mother System, I Decided to Slouch

Whether she died early or late, death was inevitable, so she figured she might as well lie flat until the end. The indecisive eldest son was a "licking dog" who loved someone who didn't love him back; he eventually squandered the family fortune for a merchant's daughter and lost his life. After Gu Nanxi arrived, he was no longer indecisive, nor did he chase after the merchant's daughter. Every day, clutching "Five Years of Spring Imperial Exams, Three Years of Mock Tests," he followed Gu Nanxi: "Mother, the teacher wants the parents to sign the exam papers, please sign quickly!" The sickly second son struggled to venture into the martial world, only to be framed by a treacherous master, dragging the whole family down with him. Gu Nanxi pulled her second son down to lie in the sun and read wuxia novels: "You'd be better off wandering the fields; maybe if you save a refugee, they'll turn out to be a master!" The second son's eyes sparkled: "Mother makes a great point!" The youngest daughter, who dreamed of becoming Empress, tirelessly picked fights with the Imperial Concubine, only to be cast into the Cold Palace. Gu Nanxi tossed the daughter the keys to the household management and a copy of "The Thirty-Six Stratagems": "If you cannot sweep one room, how can you sweep the world?" The Compassionate Mother System collapsed: "Is that how you use the secret manuals I gave you? Who acts as a compassionate mother like this?" Gu Nanxi spent twenty hours a day lying down, using the remaining four hours to eat: "If you're so capable, you do it." Gu Nanxi's "letting it rot" attitude turned the entire Marquis's manor upside down. Unexpectedly, the eldest son became the youngest Grand Secretary, the second son became the General guarding the border, and the youngest daughter became a renowned and virtuous Empress.