I am a Silly Consort, Who Am I Afraid Of?

Do you know what the first thing I did after transmigrating was? You aren't allowed to laugh at me when I tell you, but the first major task I had to do after transmigrating was sucking back the snot that was about to drip into my mouth and wiping away the drool running down my chin. What's even more embarrassing is that, as a young lady, I even needed someone else's help to bathe, scrubbing this and that... Waaaah, I've lost all my dignity! Male Protagonist Zhong Langyu: Imperial Father! Why must you torture your son like this? Even if you dislike me, you shouldn't force me to marry a fool as my wife! Oh heavens! Looking at her all dirty and silly, how am I supposed to live! Everyone, do you know? For others, the wedding night is such a pleasant affair, but what about me? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it—after being intimate with my wife, I don't know how much of her snot and drool got stuck in my mouth; it was as disgusting as it could possibly be! Ah! Oh no, this silly thing is coming to kiss me again, help me!