A Sneeze Destroys a Magical Civilization

I am not saying this to defend myself! I simply want to prove that regarding the destruction of that magical civilization, I really didn't do it on purpose! It was merely an accident, a terrible disaster. Also! Stop calling me a mobile natural disaster! That is slander! That is a rumor! That is blatant defamation of character! Furthermore! All you followers of Talona, get lost! I have absolutely nothing to do with your goddess! ” The multiverse's famous planeswalker, the sole chosen of the Goddess of Poison and Disease (though he himself refuses to admit it)—Zuo Si (Soth)—issued a stern warning to those "anti-fans," declaring that if necessary, he would use extraordinary means to defend his reputation. Including, but not limited to, "humanitarian destruction (physical)," forcibly converting them into undead or shadow servants, extracting souls to be used as animated parts for magical machinery, or teleporting people directly to the Nine Hells or the Abyss...