Baselisa's Diary of National Restoration

Feel the oppression emanating from the One True God, and the people who resist the Cross—the Gnostics, the Kabbalists, and those ancient polytheists... As the lies of history are unveiled one by one, that ancient empire of the West shall be reborn from the flames like a purple phoenix. And all of these stories begin with an incompetent queen who cannot use magic falling captive to pirates— "Your Majesty! Stop smiling foolishly and talking to yourself! Put down that crowbar you're holding! We agreed on restoring the kingdom, so why are you trying to become the Pirate King!" "Your Majesty! If you keep smiling like an idiot, the Ottoman Empire is going to storm our capital, Constantinople, and rename it Istanbul! Four beta... four beta flags have been raised!" This is a struggle between the light of reason and the fire of divinity, while the true principles of magic lie hidden within an ancient oracle in the Temple of Apollo.