The Greek Villain

With a smile, he picked up a knife. Step one: peel the skin. The peel goes to Aphrodite. "To be fair, you really are quite beautiful; as a layer of skin, you're still presentable." Step two: slice the flesh. The flesh goes to Hera. "You are the Queen of Heaven, yet everyone in Olympus, from the eight-hundred-year-olds down to the livestock, can cuckold you—including men, women, and even a goat. Since your face can no longer be saved, I'll give you the insides instead." Step three: give the remaining core to Athena. "You were supposed to be born as a male god to inherit Zeus's throne, but because of Zeus, you ended up without seed. So, I'll give this seed to you." Aphrodite clenched her fists, Hera raised her scepter, and Athena summoned her spear and shield... Seeing this, Lorne quickly took a step back, firmly shielding Eris, the Goddess of Discord, in front of him. "And you call yourself the Goddess of Discord? Look at me; I've made them unite in an instant. Even your instigation is nothing compared to mine." "..." Looking at the Greek gods around them sharpening their blades, Eris fell into silence.