I Told You to Be the Sect Master, and You Only Recruit Protagonists?

2. Those who enjoy talking to themselves and objects such as rings shall be given priority admission. 3. Those who have survived death three or more times, or whose fiancées have mysterious origins, shall be given priority admission. 4. Those who have had their engagements broken, or whose parents have mysteriously disappeared, shall be given priority admission. 5. Those who are targeted and harassed immediately upon arriving at the mountain gate shall be given priority admission. 6. Those who enjoy wearing a mysterious smile on their lips, and whose enemies enjoy laughing "jie jie jie," shall be directly appointed as core disciples. 7. Those who have had their bones gouged out and are in critical condition shall be directly appointed as core disciples. 8.... One day, the Fifth Elder came to report: "Sect Master, wonderful news! Someone has arrived outside who has had his engagement broken, wears a mysterious smile, and enjoys talking to a ring! His parents have also disappeared!" "What? Quickly let him in, I shall take him as my... right, what is his name?" "It seems his surname is Tang." "Surnamed Tang?! Wait, don't bring him here. This Sect Master shall personally act to shield the secrets of heaven and write a letter; you shall take it and introduce him to the rival sects..." "Remember, you must be tactful! Also! From this day forward, this Sect Master is entering secluded meditation. Unless it is a matter of utmost urgency, you must not call me out!" "Oh, and make absolutely sure to guard all the sect's secret manuals well, lest they be stolen by a thief!" Fifth Elder: "Huh?!"