World of Warcraft: Azeroth, Starting by Digging Under the Black Dragon's Wall

Good news: you are in the Stormwind region, 18 years before the Black Gate, so the undead are still far away. Bad news: you are a refugee in the Westfall Badlands on the verge of starving to death. Good news: you still have a kitchen knife, which is a slightly better start than Brother Bi Zhongba. Bad news: the howls of gnolls are echoing from all around. Good news: in nearby Stormwind, there is a black dragon sister whose thigh you can cling to. Bad news: how to keep her from blasting you with dragon breath first—this book concludes in one chapter.