Fortune-telling So Accurate It Shook the Entire Internet, Even the State is Watching

Live-streaming fortune telling is full of joy (strike that) (life is full of hardships)! "Streamer, I want to know when my girlfriend will get back together with me?" Dear netizen, you don't have a girlfriend; you only have a boyfriend. "Streamer, I want to ask if my wife will come home to live a proper life with me?" As long as you focus on raising the kid and doing housework, and provide her with 500 yuan in living expenses every month while allowing her to beat you up whenever she wants, she will come back. "Streamer, when do you think I'll become famous?" Once the fact that you accidentally dropped your son to death is discovered, your wish will come true! ... While eating melon, netizens discovered A couple whom the hospital had ruled would never have children had their fortune told by the streamer and ended up having twins? A genius son who turned into an idiot had his fortune told by the streamer and then got into Tsinghua or Peking University? A small influencer colleague who tried to leech off her traffic was sent to "step on a sewing machine" (go to prison)? A terminal cancer patient had their fortune told by the streamer and was suddenly cured, only for the hospital to be raided and shut down? Unknowingly, Song Zhizhi discovered that she had been targeted by the state! What could she do? Of course, actively cooperate with the motherland and take her along for the ride to greatness!