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Chapter 46: Say something!
“You’re slandering me! You’re slandering me!”
“Paper from the State of Lu—that thing is enough to get you a suspended death sentence!”
“You saw it wrong. I have a cold. Yes, I have a cold, I was using it to wipe my nose!”
“That’s a pretty fast recovery. You got over your cold in three minutes?”
“Mind your own business, Soft-Rice Mo!”
“Li Shiya, know your place. You wouldn't want Director Wang to find out about this, would you?”
See, this was nuclear deterrence. When one party holds leverage over the other, they become a ripe persimmon—you can squeeze them however you please.
But right now, the Sichuan Girl felt she had also caught Lin Mo in a compromising position, so she wasn't intimidated in the slightest; she was acting incredibly tough.
Lin Mo himself, naturally, was not afraid. If you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear from ghosts knocking at your door. He earned this money through his own skills—whoever is living off someone else is a dog!
Unfortunately, the Sichuan Girl didn't see it that way. Could an ordinary person just give away something worth hundreds of thousands? No matter how he explained it, she insisted this was the truth.
In the end, with neither able to force the other's hand, they signed an "equal treaty," agreeing that neither party would mention the other's business again, finally settling the matter.
Little did they know, the moment Lin Mo returned had already been spotted by the viewers in "Li Shiya's" livestream. They had screen-recorded it and shared it, and it was already spreading and fermenting online, preparing to give the Sichuan Girl a massive surprise.
On the other side, Liu Ruyan had also sent the video she filmed in the car to Su He, with that final "heart gesture" for the 800 yuan serving as the perfect finishing touch.
"I went to ambush Little Mo's bed this morning, and I even got an extra 800 yuan. It wasn't a waste of time; our brother is truly 'smooth'!"
On the phone, Liu Ruyan laughed happily, like a little fox that had stolen a chicken. Clearly, this was a small retaliation against Lin Mo for making her "open her legs"—she wasn't about to let him get away with it for free.
On the other end of the line, Su He was gnashing her teeth. She had been careless; this woman actually knew how to attack the home front.
"Stop talking nonsense. You're just being a loudmouth. Would you dare if it were real? Besides, with something like this, would my brother really be the one losing out?"
It wasn't like they had just met; Su He knew exactly what kind of person Liu Ruyan was. She looked like a goddess on the outside, but her personality was quite wicked.
"Who said it had to be for real? Just hugging him and chatting is quite pleasant. Besides, if it *were* for real, that would be a different price altogether," Liu Ruyan said with a smile over the phone, in a very good mood.
At this, Su He's mouth twitched. "I say, that's enough. My brother has already gone back to school, and you won't see him for a while. Why are you just talking big? If you have that kind of energy, go find yourself a boyfriend instead of always targeting my brother."
"Don't even say that, I've actually been feeling a bit obsessed with 'younger brothers' lately. Do you think I should look for someone younger?" Liu Ruyan asked, stroking her chin with a slight upward curve of her lips.
After all, she knew her own thoughts. Having such ideas was perfectly normal; it wasn't like she had a medical condition.
"As long as you don't get obsessed with my brother. But why are you suddenly interested in younger guys? With your status, shouldn't you be looking for someone of equal social standing?" Su He warned, before immediately following up with a question.
Given Liu Ruyan's background, it was impossible for her to marry an ordinary man.
Hearing this, Liu Ruyan thought for a moment and replied, "You're right. There are plenty of arranged marriages for someone like me, and life after marriage is decent, but marrying for love is rare.
Moreover, if the man comes from a wealthy family, the probability of infidelity increases significantly. I've seen too much of that. It's better to find someone you actually like, even if their conditions are a bit lower.
As for why I want a younger guy... isn't there a saying? An older man might have money, but he won't necessarily spend it on you; a younger man has energy, and he'll definitely use it on you."
Su He: "..."
"Pah! Shameless! My brother has no energy—he has kidney deficiency!"
Meanwhile, in the school dormitory, Lin Mo, who was organizing his belongings, suddenly felt a sharp twinge in his kidneys.
"I haven't been staying up late lately... why does my lower back hurt?"
Lately, by taking honey water and Poria cocos throat lozenges, he felt his body was better than before.
However, one was for clearing the lungs and the other was for clearing intestinal waste; neither targeted the kidneys.
Thinking of this, Lin Mo decided he would have to pay more attention to things that were good for his kidneys in the future.
Just then, Lin Mo's phone buzzed, followed immediately by a voice call from Director Wang. Without thinking much of it, he answered.
"Hey, Old Lin! Quick, look at the video I sent you! I was watching a livestream just now and saw a crossdresser livestreaming while hiding it from people they knew. They got caught by a roommate returning to the dorm, and then they immediately ended the stream. The comments section of that streamer is exploding right now! It's hilarious!
The coincidence is, that roommate who returned is also named Lin Mo. Isn't that something? Hahaha!"
Director Wang's voice blared from the phone.
"What?!" the Sichuan Girl cried out in shock, then hurriedly grabbed her phone to check.
On the other end, Director Wang paused for a moment and said, "Eh? Did I just hear the Sichuan Girl's voice? Where are you?
Wait, the person in the video isn't... Old Lin, turn on the video! Turn on the video!"
Realizing the situation, Director Wang became excited and urgently demanded he turn on the video.
"No! Don't turn it on!" the panicked Sichuan Girl shouted, but immediately covered her mouth.
"Hahaha! It really is the Sichuan Girl's voice! I didn't hear wrong! You're incredible, Li Shiya!" Director Wang, now completely certain, burst into loud laughter.
Hearing this, Lin Mo threw his hands up, signaling that this wasn't his fault—he hadn't done anything.
Seeing that the secret could no longer be kept, the Sichuan Girl decided to go all in and shouted, "I'm reporting him! Old Lin is a soft-rice eater, and he even has a Nautilus watch worth hundreds of thousands!"
"What? And a professional? Wait for me, I'm buying a ticket back right now!"
Lin Mo: "..."
"Damn it! Take off those clothes! I don't hit women!"
"I won't—"
"Intentional Punch!"
With that, Lin Mo stepped forward, hoisted the Sichuan Girl up from her chair, and used a grappling technique to pin her onto the computer desk.
The Sichuan Girl naturally fought back with all her might, but clearly, her strength was no match for his, and wearing a skirt made it even more inconvenient.
"Old Lin, let me go! I'm going to scream! Don't—"
Just as their struggle was intensifying, the dormitory door was suddenly pushed open. It turned out the dorm supervisor had returned early and heard the commotion, coming to check, but she never expected to witness such an explosive scene.
The atmosphere in the dorm was incredibly awkward. Lin Mo was pinning the Sichuan Girl, dressed in a floral print dress, onto the computer desk. If it were a man, it wouldn't matter, but since the Sichuan Girl looked like a girl right now, it was highly problematic.
"A-Auntie, it's... it's not what you think!" Lin Mo stammered in explanation.
Hearing this, the supervisor spoke calmly, "Child, why did you bring your partner back to the dorm? You should be quieter. Luckily there aren't many people around right now, but don't let this happen again!"
"No, Auntie, he's my classmate!" Lin Mo quickly let go.
Supervisor: "And then?"
Among college students, it was common for classmates to date.
"We are in the same dorm! He's a man!"
The supervisor glanced at the Sichuan Girl, who was straightening her back. In her floral dress, with a gentle look in her eyes, she clearly looked like a clean and delicate young girl. The supervisor gave him a look
"Stop talking nonsense. Fine, I won't pursue it this time. Hurry up and send her back, or go to a hotel outside!"
Seeing this, Lin Mo turned to look at the culprit beside him: "Speak! Say something!"
The Sichuan Girl remained silent, merely tucking her messy hair behind her ear, her face full of grievance.
Lin Mo: "..."